Table leg
You can make an entire table out of resin, but it’s not a good idea. It will sag and destroy itself, leaving, for example, a weird table leg behind which could be used to bludgeon a Nazi or a rapist or stood in the corner like an uncomprehending yet whimsical soldier
Lamp that’s bad on purpose
What if you took all design principles like make it minimal and make the form follow the function and make it not cut your flesh if you touch it in the wrong place and did the opposite? We proudly (?) present the Worst Lamp in the World.
Storm Ship
What if the storm WAS the ship and versius vicius? What if there were nooks and crannies in the ship you could explore them with your eyes and while you were doing this someone was like, “Why are you doing that?” and you were like, “Storm ship, you fucking idiot,” and you shot them but it was only a squirt gun but the squirt gun was full of acid and their face melted and you were like, “Now your face is the storm ship.”
Tower stump
It once was a tower. Then it broke. This is the bottom of it.
Architecture for Giants
AKA Bull Kisses the Force Field of a Supplicant Penguin. Now we’re getting to the sightly normal pieces. This hangs on the wall. It has a back that could be the front. Photographed like shit, like all the rest. The colors are not the putrid shade they appear to be.
Fade into Coup
One dimension fades into nothing, out of which arises an opposing dimension. Triangle fingers interlocked in contemplation. Nails that remain as artefacts of the process are encased. You could hang this on the wall or smash it in a driveway.
Oh for Fuck’s Sake, Is That a Painting??
Yes, one that asks the question, “What if you followed every spazzy and/or violent impulse that entered your spazzy/violent mind, yet tried to preserve an original four-square composition underneath it all?”
Self-warping Abstract Thing
What if you created something that so despised its own form it turned in on itself until a wound formed in its center? But is it self-hatred, or the longing for transformation and a refusal to accept creator-imposed dimensions? Hangs on the wall over its own objections.
Pretty, Normal
It’s small, it’s kind of stained-glass window-like. Could hang in a window. Behaves itself. Likeable enough, I’d say.
Lump
Why do all these pictures represent the colors of these pieces with a snot-like colors? Say what you will about them, they are not snot colored. This is a lump of creamy white with a yellow thing embedded in it.
Wrecked Angles
Goes on wall. Reversible. Known to generate occasional affection.
Bauhaus Meltdown
Little lumps of silicone create hollows, later filled with red, black, and white. Hangs on wall w/o complaint.
Pink and Blue
What it looks like, except the colors are better in person. 12”x12”
Angry Grid
I am honestly offended by how bad this photo looks. Painting is at least 23% better in person. Many things were done to it. There’s some stenciling, some Sharpie, a little burning maybe? 12”x12”
Cardboard Metamorphosis
What if you coated and filled a cardboard box with resin and spraypainted the still wet surface and overall tried to confuse and confabulate top and bottom and there were some pink dots?